Three, here’s the Morning Bulletin’s profile of Sadi, the creepy doll of Rockhampton, Australia.
Four, here’s Baby Laugh A-Lot.
I’m sorry you had to see that. I’m sorry I had to see that. I’m sorry I can’t un-see that.
Oh, creepy dolls, why do you have to be so creepy? Can’t you be more like—oh, I don’t know?—Furbys?
Oh, never mind…