Because, sadly, Oprah Winfrey‘s was already taken.
Still, I soldier on, and the podcast formerly known as Former Child Star Central is now known as The Joal Ryan Thing.
Name change or no, the podcast remains a pop-culture smorgasbord of discussion about child stars, teen idols and other human beings.
The latest episode is up, and it’s fantastic. The Sprouse twins (Cole and Dylan), the Olsen twins (Mary-Kate and Ashley), Tatum O’Neal, the late Terry Sue-Patt, the nonsense Poltergeist “curse” and the concept of Lindsay Lohan Time are covered.