A judgmental question, to be sure, but I promise I’m not judging who you think I’m judging.
Lindsay Lohan is off probation. That’s the good news.
The bad news is Lohan was in and out of court—and on probation—for nearly all of her 20s. Next month, in fact, she turns 29, which is terribly close to 30, which is roughly five years too old for women seeking jobs in Hollywood. I exaggerate, of course. But not by much. (See: Maggie Gyllenhaal revealing that, at age 37, she was deigned “too old” to play an on-screen love interest to an unnamed 55-year-old male star.)
And, yes, spoiler alert, the answer is Hollywood, I’m judging Hollywood.