Apparently, you kinda ruined Live With Kelly and Michael and The View for her this morning.
A guide to the best parts:
0:30 — My mother endorses Michael Strahan as a “pretty good actor.”
1:40 — My mother goes off on CNN’s John King.
1:55 — My mother channels the Koch brothers. “Where did all my money go?” she laments, asking why President Obama hasn’t bought more TV time with her contributions.
2:01 — My mother questions whether Los Angeles’ KABC7 is “going for Romney probably” because it’s owned by Disney, “which is probably Republican.”
2:12 — My mother goes off on everybody, save MSNBC. (“You might as well talk to Fox [as to] CNN.”)
This post could alternately be called, “Dear President Obama, Please Win on Tuesday, or Else My Answering Machine Is Going to Get an Earful.”